Orbler
Byron Twain
Brenton
Dexter
Jeanne Dininni
Shilpa KarhikIS BIGGER REALLY BETTER?
July 13th 2007 05:04
Wouldn't you love it if nothing ever annoyed you...if nobody ever did anything stupid like buy really BIG TELEVISIONS just because they wanted to have a BIGGER ONE THAN THE GUY NEXT DOOR!!!
Renowned Environmentalist President George W. Bush does NOT agree! This is what he said in September 2002:
"We need an energy Bill that encourages consumption."
Yee ha good ole boy!!!
Here is a picture of a best-case George W Bush.
And today in the Headlines I came across this in the Sydney Morning Herald of July 13-2007:
"COMING SOON A TV AS BIG AS A HOUSE"
And as is the case in the Post Formerly known as HEADLINE POETRY I have crafted this and I encourage you to generate some genuine mental stimulation either alone or with a friend by attempting this for yourself. You'll never be sorry.
The idea is to use the letters which make up the words of the original Headline as the first letters of new words to make a Poem. Here we go.
Consumers
Orgiastically
Maintaining
Increasingly
Nonsensical
Greed.
Serially
Outlandish
Ostentatious
Nitwits.
Absurd!
Televisual
Virus.
Actuate
Sense.
Bigger
Isn't
Greener!
Asinine
Structures.
Astoundingly,
High-end
One-upmanship
Undermines
Staggering
Environment.
That Headline again:
"COMING SOON A TV AS BIG AS A HOUSE."
Renowned Environmentalist President George W. Bush does NOT agree! This is what he said in September 2002:
"We need an energy Bill that encourages consumption."
Yee ha good ole boy!!!
Here is a picture of a best-case George W Bush.
LINGUIST OF THE YEAR
And today in the Headlines I came across this in the Sydney Morning Herald of July 13-2007:
"COMING SOON A TV AS BIG AS A HOUSE"
And as is the case in the Post Formerly known as HEADLINE POETRY I have crafted this and I encourage you to generate some genuine mental stimulation either alone or with a friend by attempting this for yourself. You'll never be sorry.
The idea is to use the letters which make up the words of the original Headline as the first letters of new words to make a Poem. Here we go.
Consumers
Orgiastically
Maintaining
Increasingly
Nonsensical
Greed.
Serially
Outlandish
Ostentatious
Nitwits.
Absurd!
Televisual
Virus.
Actuate
Sense.
Bigger
Isn't
Greener!
Asinine
Structures.
Astoundingly,
High-end
One-upmanship
Undermines
Staggering
Environment.
That Headline again:
"COMING SOON A TV AS BIG AS A HOUSE."
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Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
lol that was some funny stuff right there, I don't care who ya are!
Love the way you can take a simple headline and turn into something new and unusual...
Ever think about trying to crack the DaVinci Code?
LOL
Great read!
Take care,
Nick