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Byron Twain
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Jeanne Dininni
Shilpa KarhikWHO ELSE WANTS MORE STIMULATION? The Post formerly known as Headline Poetry.
July 12th 2007 07:00
Ever wondered how to stay stimulated when things are getting you down and all you can get your eager hands on is a Newspaper?
As this guy said in Washington in September 2003:
"I glance at the Headlines just to kind of get a flavour for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves "
Imagine a World where the leaders of Nations were , more or less, intelligent and wise or at the very least could speak their first language with some degree of certainty! I know , I know that's like expecting Newspaper proprietors' to be always committed to the Truth.
Anyway, here at Who Else Wants More Stimulation you have the opportunity to over stimulate yourself as you have never been before. How? Easy. Have a crack at making your own Poem from the Headline you are about to see. This Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald on July 12-2007 and it goes like this:
"SECURITY SECTOR AWASH WITH UNLICENSED FIRMS"
The story relates to cowboys and criminals being deeply involved in the Security Industry. By using the letters of the existing Headline as the first letter of new words a Poem is written.
Scandalized
Electorate
Concerned
Underworld
Regime
Indoctrinates
Troublemakers
Yearly.
Security
Expose
Contemplates
Transgressors
Orchestrating
Regulators.
Astounding
Widespread
Allegations
Signify
Hotbed.
Wormeaten
Industry
Truly
Horrifying.
Unsound
Nameless
Louts
Invisibly
Control
Easily
Navigated
System
Exacerbating
Dilemma.
Fundamentally
Ingrained
Rednecks
Manipulate
Sector
So , if mental stimulation turns your key this will really get you hot!
As this guy said in Washington in September 2003:
"I glance at the Headlines just to kind of get a flavour for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves "
LINGUIST OF THE YEAR
Imagine a World where the leaders of Nations were , more or less, intelligent and wise or at the very least could speak their first language with some degree of certainty! I know , I know that's like expecting Newspaper proprietors' to be always committed to the Truth.
Anyway, here at Who Else Wants More Stimulation you have the opportunity to over stimulate yourself as you have never been before. How? Easy. Have a crack at making your own Poem from the Headline you are about to see. This Headline comes from the Sydney Morning Herald on July 12-2007 and it goes like this:
"SECURITY SECTOR AWASH WITH UNLICENSED FIRMS"
The story relates to cowboys and criminals being deeply involved in the Security Industry. By using the letters of the existing Headline as the first letter of new words a Poem is written.
Scandalized
Electorate
Concerned
Underworld
Regime
Indoctrinates
Troublemakers
Yearly.
Security
Expose
Contemplates
Transgressors
Orchestrating
Regulators.
Astounding
Widespread
Allegations
Signify
Hotbed.
Wormeaten
Industry
Truly
Horrifying.
Unsound
Nameless
Louts
Invisibly
Control
Easily
Navigated
System
Exacerbating
Dilemma.
Fundamentally
Ingrained
Rednecks
Manipulate
Sector
So , if mental stimulation turns your key this will really get you hot!
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