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Blog Page View Heaven!

July 19th 2007 23:37

There's only one place imaginable which would have the World's Number One Blog Site, right?!

And the winner is....China.

One of China's leading Actress/Directors is claimed to have had 100 million page views over the last 600 days according to the Beijing News.

China's Crack Olympic Blog Accountancy Team

Today's Headline is:

"CHINESE BLOG CLAIMS TOP SPOT."

Communist
Headline
Information
Notifies
Estimated
Sensational
Enumeration.

Blog
Lady
One hundred million in 600 days
Geronimo!!!

China's
Leading
Actress
Impressively
Massive
Strike-rate.

Technorati
Opposes
Pronouncement.

Says
Possibly
Overstated
Total.

That Headline again:

"CHINESE BLOG CLAIMS TOP SPOT"

For more info go to www.smh.com.au and search Xu Jinglei.

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Rebranding Saves The Day!

July 19th 2007 04:58

It's taken a long time to work it out but Madison Avenue, the home of International Advertising in NYC has come up with the solution to the situation in Iraq. The answer is to rebrand the military so as to ensure more warmth and fuzziness after some of the unpleasantries. The study to achieve this result was commissioned by the US Joint Forces Command.

Time Passing

Today's Headline Poem is based on a Headline in the Sydney Morning Herald on July 19-2007 that goes like this

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It's Not Over Till the Divorce Fair Comes To Town!!

July 18th 2007 05:12

Anybody wanting to get out of their marriage in Austria now has the opportunity of attending special Divorce Fairs to help them chat with lawyers, car salesmen and anybody else who might be of assistance in smoothing out the whole horrible process. Men and women will be able to attend on different days so as not to reinvigorate old problems.

Austrians Fleeing Marriage.

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Who Wants Another War?

July 17th 2007 05:18

Those old dancin' buddies George W. and Vice President D for Dracula Cheney are knee deep in fun as they try and organise an attack on Iran before the end of their second term.

As George said in August 2004

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IS BIGGER REALLY BETTER?

July 13th 2007 05:04

Wouldn't you love it if nothing ever annoyed you...if nobody ever did anything stupid like buy really BIG TELEVISIONS just because they wanted to have a BIGGER ONE THAN THE GUY NEXT DOOR!!!

Renowned Environmentalist President George W. Bush does NOT agree! This is what he said in September 2002

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WHO ELSE WANTS MORE STIMULATION? The Post formerly known as Headline Poetry.

July 12th 2007 07:00

Ever wondered how to stay stimulated when things are getting you down and all you can get your eager hands on is a Newspaper?

As this guy said in Washington in September 2003

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